I COULD TALK ABOUT THE JEWS AND THE ARABS AND THE UNHOLY MESS IN EAST UKRAINE
THAT OLD WAR BETWEEN THE DEMONS AND THE CHERUBS BUT I GOT NOTHING TO SAY
I COULD TALK ABOUT THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
OR THE FINE POINTS OF ALL MY EXES
I MIGHT MENTION AUNG SAN SUU KYI,
AND PRESIDENT XI WANTS HIS TAIWAN BACK
LOOK AT ME AND THAT FOOL NEXT DOOR
COLLECTING DUST IN THE BOTTOM DRAWER
BUT IF I COULD THINK OF SOMETHING IMPORTANT
AT THIS POINT I FEEL IT’S ONLY SPORTIN’
I GOT OBSESSION FOR MORE POSSESSIONS
MR. PRIEST HEAR MY LAME CONFESSION
TRAFFIC JAMS AND WEIRD VIBRATIONS
I THOUGHT I LIVED IN A FAVOURED NATION
OR A SMALL PLANET IN DISARRAY
BUT I GOT NOTHING TO SAY
HERO TO ZERO IN JUST ONE WEEK
ALL IN ALL THE OUTLOOK’S BLEAK
WE’RE JUST ORDINARY MORONS
IS THE GOOD BOOK THAT WE ALL SWORE ON
CAN’T IMAGINE WHAT IT MIGHT BE
TO KEEP IT TO I MYSELF AND ME
THE CENTRAL BANK IS THE PLACE I PRAY
‘CAUSE I GOT NOTHING TO SAY
IT JUST SEEMS TO GET WORSE EACH DAY
BUT I GOT NOTHING TO SAY
BUT IF I SHOULD CHOOSE TO BE DISARMING IT MIGHT GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS
l’M NOT THE BUDDHA AND l’M NO PRINCE CHARMING
THERE’S A LOT MORE FROGS YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO KISS
OH MAN IS THIS THE WRONG CHANNEL?
MY TIME SPACE CO-ORDINATES SEEM A LITTLE BIT CONFUSED HERE
IS THIS THE RIGHT FREQUENCY JIMENO?
l’M ON THE RIGHT FOOT BUT I GOT TWO LEFT SHOES
THE WESTERN WORLD HATES VLADIMIR PUTIN
THAT’S HOW THE THIRD WORLD WAR BEGINS
l’M KINDA HOPING THEY DON’T KEEP SHOOTING
THAT’S A GAME THAT NOBODY WINS
WHEN THINGS GET BACK TO BEING ABNORMAL
QUE SERA AND COME WHAT MAY
I WON’T BE RUDE AND I WON’T BE FORMAL
BUT I MIGHT FIND SOMETHING TO SAY
